Shit song

Lord_Nick - - Canada - Québec

Today, while I was taking a shit, a guy went into the next stall and narrated what he was doing in song. I'm still traumatized by his lyrics. FML
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VikingLynne 18

if this is one of the most traumatic experiences you've had, count your blessings.

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BoredomIsReal 13

If it was narrated by Morgan freeman then it's fine. If not, that's creep

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MDoremis 38

I'm sure he would have enjoyed some harmonizing.

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Ipeh 20

Or a Simon and Garfunkel-style duet would work too.

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revolvearoundme 15

It puts the lotion on it's skin and it tugs it's hose again!

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aeryn97 17

Haha. that's awesome but I bet it made pooping while he was there impossible lmao

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NightOWL666 14

If he was just pooping then that's a shitty situation. If he was doing other things.. Good luck forgetting that

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Jacorama 8

Conceal don't feel don't let them hear but they heard so let it flow leeeet it flow the germs never bothered me anyway

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tomatosz 23

Somehow, I keep misreading this as "while I was talking shit", instantly cueing my mental jukebox to play Hollaback Girl...

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wow2mylife 25

I did that in the shower before in a gym

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