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myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet - - Australia

Today, my sister drove past me while I was walking home in the rain. She honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML

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464424 - 05/05/2012 06:24 - United States - Dayton

Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML

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Kids these days, eh?

child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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Hey!

karlajjjjj - 25/10/2013 12:19 - United Kingdom - Cold Ashby

Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML

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Suspicious activity

omgn00blolz89 - 07/04/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML

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Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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Stop! Thief!

kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

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Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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Rainy day blues

Gimmie a spare - 19/04/2016 20:45 - United States - Memphis

Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML

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unknown - 07/04/2013 17:01 - Canada - Quebec

Today, my sister was faced with the choice of getting a burger, or picking me up in a snowstorm. The burger won, and I had to travel 4km home by foot. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Friday 3 June 2011 16:20

To make the situation more interesting, you should have stolen and hot-wired a parked car, and chased after her in high speed pursuit.

nagbackdive 0

Friday 3 June 2011 16:22

you should've collected rain water and then poured it on her after you got home yelling "see how it feels, dirty ****!"

asfyxiate 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 2:12

OP, are you kidding me? Your life is ****** because you have to walk in the rain? YDI

Aznboifreakster 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 3:59

that was so messed up

crashbob 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 4:19

You need to capitalize the "I" and that is a comma splice. Mrs. Mercer would be so proud of me right now. :)

luvppl 6

Saturday 4 June 2011 4:48

did no one notice OP's username???

thatsracist 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 5:30

you should have gone home, slashed her tires, and honked just to let her know she's fuked 

bringmepieskm 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:50

gotta love family!

Trololololololo_fml 7

Saturday 4 June 2011 10:59

Drain her radiator. Let's see how she likes it when her engine seizes and she's stranded at the side of the road.

Trololololololo_fml 7

Saturday 4 June 2011 11:02

myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet?

ddubsoldiergrl 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:56

what a **** bag

captainTexas84 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 7:45

1. give yourself a bloody nose 2. tear up your clothes a little 3. call the cops and give them her licence plate # and then say she kidnapped you beat you up then kicked you out in the rain 4. sit back and watch them take her to the big house

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Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML

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Today, I explained to my boss what clickbait is and why it's bad practice to use it when writing online. After my explanation, she ordered me to go ahead with it, saying it's "exactly what we need". This person is the marketing communications director for a major multinational company. FML

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Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML

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Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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Today, my mom won't let me have the extra hotel room she booked all to myself, even though it's just me, her, and my sister. Basically I can share a room with her or with my sister, but I can't be alone. I'm 23. FML

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Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I spent an entire raffle game desperately praying that I'd lose miserably, just so I wouldn't have to go up on stage and accept it. FML

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