Scarred for life

Aly - 09/12/2011 15:40 - United States

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
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WCARlover 34

I'll keep that in mind for when I have kids lol

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kikiwi_fml 9

Looks like your dad has it figured out.

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neonparanoia 5

Sounds like something my dad would say

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gigi03 5

His mission was accomplished..

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someguy314159265 15

Don't complain, he is only doing his part in controlling the human population.

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cttwtr 10

Brilliant. Your Dad just won parent of the year!!!

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gremlin_bros 19

I'm thinking that was his goal to ruin it for you forever

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music87 14

This is the best FML I have read all day. XD

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