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tramrider - 07/03/2010 16:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in, I heard a noise. Thinking it was the tram, I decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like a giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle-aged man taking photos of me. FML

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M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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Bookworm - 05/06/2013 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the tram, when an elderly couple got on. I stood up to give them room to sit together, but as I stood up, the tram set off and I went flying, knocking the elderly gentleman over. FML

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Not so sneaky

Felicity - 11/09/2024 09:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML

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Classic

Mortified - 09/11/2025 22:00

Today, I tried to secretly take a photo of a cute guy on the train. I forgot my flash was on. He looked straight at me, smirked, and said, “If you wanted my picture, you could’ve just asked.” I got off three stops early. FML

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Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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Stalkerish

Anonymous - 15/04/2025 09:00 - United States - New York

Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of the cute guy sitting across from me on the train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just stared at me, clearly aware of what had happened. FML

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Thanks for telling me

Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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Assumptions

Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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Weirdo alert!

CuteFeeties - 07/08/2022 18:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML

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iSamsung - 06/03/2016 14:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to make new friends, so I sat with the lonely guy at lunch. Now he keeps following me, with his phone in a camera position. FML

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DGross 8

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:10

At least you are (presumably) attractive... You didn't hear and other noises later right? Either way, just call him out on it and he will probably leave you alone... or rape you...

aeliz 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:38

At least he wasn't masterbating. That's where I thought this FML was going... most of these tram/bus/train stories end in such ways. Things could be worse!

anela_fml 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:28

take the camera away I would

bridgette5866 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:35

Yoda?

spiderman0606 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:40

LOL bridgette

rowyourboat 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:31

D: weird. at least you didn't get hurt?

Emmmmm55 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:33

omg creep!!!!!!

WhatANoob 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 22:37

wow

awesomechica1229 5

Monday 8 March 2010 2:39

Justin Beiber? REALLY?!

truthisRelative 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:35

I hope you gave him a piece of your mind and left. Same thing happened to me in a pizza joint once.

lolorly 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 21:01

I can see why.

DGross 8

Sunday 7 March 2010 21:24

@36 that made me lol

Shae84 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 22:42

lolololol

aeliz 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:38

At least he wasn't masterbating. That's where I thought this FML was going... most of these tram/bus/train stories end in such ways. Things could be worse!

DGross 8

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:42

Yea, that's how I was thinking it was going to end too lol

perdix 29

Sunday 7 March 2010 21:35

The story does end that way. What do you think he was going to do with the pictures? An "evil giggle" doesn't signify that he plans to post them on Flickr.