Farts, Cute, Romantic and Love: Romance is dead

Romance is dead

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend that I loved her and that I never wanted us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to go to the bathroom. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By yoked - 18/12/2009 03:48 - United States

Today, while lying in bed with my wife, I asked her if she still loved me. Her reply "Sometimes". This I know is true because she instantly rolled over and farted on my leg. FML

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Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, at my girlfriend's place, I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air, and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was, "Uhhhhgg, I'll have to clean all this up." FML

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By maebyf - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 07:23 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML

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By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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sheerem 7

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:15

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

zachlibby 4

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:13

Nothing more romantic than a fart.

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daybar12 8

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:37

aw she must really love you to be that comfortable in front of you :D amd she obviously knows you love her or she'd be super embarrassed!

Noldea 5

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:38

I hope she said "I love you" back afterwards.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 15 August 2012 6:04

uoy evol i?

fernclogger 5

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:39

Well played Taco Bell

v1k1rox 12

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:39

it happens you caught her at a bad time she probably was very thankful afterwards and you're just being silly.

hailezz349 5

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:43

Atleast she excussed herself instead of getting up and leaving without saying anything!

missfabs 4

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:44

Love is in the air lol

gracehi 31

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:52

Apparently, your girlfriend's bowels do not appreciate your romantic gestures. Sorry, OP. :(

Dallasluver19 14

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:54

Awh. That was sweet of you! I feel bad for your girlfriend though. She went to the bathroom because she was embarrassed.

jenniiienyc 5

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:55

I wish I had a boyfriend like you.. Anyways, you can't control flatulence. It has a way of coming out at the worst times!

ninja111111 0

Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:55

Well at least you know she's comfortable with you

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