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Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their Visas sooner than he'd thought. FML
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ambowew 7

Rock up and greet her, introducing yourself as the mistress then inquire if a threesome is out of the question.

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TheNewGuy03 28

well, i'm pretty sure he didn't introduce himself to his girlfriend by saying, "hey, nice to meet you. i have a wife and child in another country, and they haven't received their visa yet, but is it cool if we date?" |the kid|

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SMGnow 0

omg yea that happens a lot

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rallets 22

idk if he should be driving out to the airport in this traffic and ninja kids changing gears

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rebekahmarie 0

Oh yeah no big deal...

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SMGnow 0

lol I meant like with immigrants they are far away from family. affairs happen when family are near so of course it will happen more when they are not

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blooglekoogle 0

it's they got or they'd gotten. not they'd got

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mixedbreed1 0

Wow! Now thats some ****** up shit smh..... Poor you!

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ambowew 7

Rock up and greet her, introducing yourself as the mistress then inquire if a threesome is out of the question.

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rallets 22

i think rocks would make the situation worse :P

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DLBL 20

Agreed! Wait at his place so when he comes back with his family, you can explain everything to her.

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Haydoe 0

Haha you should get his ass deported

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jordanprodigy023 0

Damn that sucks OP. Try finding a guy who isn't married

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lulu121893 0

well that's just a slap in the face. sucks.

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Mirorbo 26

Oh, that man is the very definition of scum!!

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