Red flag

By FML - 14/02/2026 22:00

Today, I'm getting married in a week. I was sashaying around the kitchen talking to my friend on the phone, saying, "No more diets, no more blowjobs, and if he complains I get half his money!" when I turned and saw my fiancé in the door. He won't believe that it was a joke and now wants a prenup. FML
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Congratulations, you played yourself!

By JulesRules - 30/09/2024 22:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was at a family gathering when my aunt asked me if I was seeing anyone special. In a tired and sarcastic tone, I jokingly said, “I’m actually getting married next month!” The room went silent, then some of them cheered. I had to explain I was kidding, but now they’re looking forward to a wedding I didn’t agree to. FML
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stickyface 16

Your character is who you are when you think nobody is watching. Oops, this one will cost you.

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JackWood 20

Every joke has an element of truth. Don't play with love.

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stickyface 16

Your character is who you are when you think nobody is watching. Oops, this one will cost you.

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Battousai124 9

More than likely the marriage is not going to take place

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JackWood 20

Every joke has an element of truth. Don't play with love.

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DLBL 20

I don't think she was joking, really. Ew. I hope the man backs out. I mean, if she says that OUT LOUD, what awful things does she NOT say?!

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