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Guess you never completely know someone.
It was probably a joke. Unless you are having an arranged marriage?
Not the best joke ever.
You never know OP, he could be a vigilante. Or a robin hood type figure. You know, 'stealing from the rich and giving to the poor'. It's what we need these days.
The US is the Land of Opportunity. Ask any legal immigrant who jumped through hoops to come here. But of course some people want free shit all the time, so socialists/communists are getting voted into office, as if that government ever ends well. Vote your way into socialism; shoot your way out.
I agree with 15.
Don't you mean the man you "were" going to marry
Hey, not every rich person earned it or deserves it. Stealing from multi-millionnaires could actually pay off all of the national debt. But let's not get into that. :)
"Earned" is kinda objective, I think those over paid CEO's who have sweat shops in China and other third world countries or go and out source because they earn 1.2% more a year on their stock have earned it? This economy sucks the only way it's going to turn around is to fund honest work from those 1% rich asses, they get enough tax breaks they can afford more charity in the world.
In all seriousness, if corporations and the wealthiest 10% of Americans paid their fair share of taxes (rather than evading them via legal loopholes) over the past 30 years, the USA would hardly even have a debt problem. 15: Vigilantes and Robin Hood-types make for great stories, but in real life they just generate dangerous cultures of fear. Fear destroys freedom.
What? Is this a joke!?! Mitt Romney donated 21 million in charity. So tell me, how much have you donated? By the way, maybe we wouldn't be in this debt crisis if we weren't sending blind checks to imbeciles sitting on their asses. People need to start depending on themselves rather than the governent.
I'm sure once he is caught, sentenced and released he could a fetching young fellow. Disciplined too, if jail straightened him up.
Really? Would you go out with an ex-convict. The only prisoners I would go out with are the ones from The Shawshank Redemption;)
Skoomaki is making a joke, idiot.
Lol... I agree. That wasn't smart
Turn him in or run away together.
That's a stupid idea.
Harboring a fugitive is a felon. So that would be a stupid idea.
Ah yes, the Bonnie and Clyde scenario.
68 thanks for pointing that out:) I'm bad with spelling and it helps to know when I spell wrong
and your marrying him? your parents must be proud he sounds like a keeper.FYL
A stupid question, with a stupid overused comment, and now me, being stupid and pointing out the obvious. Stupid.
Yo, dawg! You forgot a period. Don't worry, I got yo back, homey G!
Grammar gangster? I have to say I enjoy this much more!
36- Homie*. Or at least that's how it's done in my hood, ya feel me G?
#101, there is two your's in the sentence, actually. One of them is incorrect.
I guess you won't be marrying him anytime soon or at all, will you? I hope not.
5- of course not! No woman wants a man that can't make the front page.
I sense some miscommunication on his part. Sorry OP.
I think it might be time to rethink your options OP..unless you like bad boys of course.
Maybe you guys need to sit down and have a chat.....
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Guess you never completely know someone.
If he can't even make front page, dump his sorry arse.