Read the room

By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 09:11 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

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Today, my boyfriend suddenly stopped in the middle of sex, just as I was actually starting to enjoy myself, just to bear hug me and exclaim, "Crikey, she's angry!" in the voice of Steve Irwin. He laughed so hard at his own joke that he went soft and couldn't continue. FML
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Shipley18 17

I want to know why Steve Irwin is on his mind during sex

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ChocolateScyther 19

pull a sting ray on him if he tries it again.

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vikky538 28

May be its time you pretend like crocodile. He will be back on track in no time

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valdania 18

Make him go down on you till you're done

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hailhydra 6

legen.... dary lol that dude is silly makes life alot more interesting be happy and go with the flow

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PANDORUM89 21

I get the Steve Irwin thing however I'm more concerned that up to a certain point you were not enjoying sex with your boyfriend. maybe you should take a step back and look at your relationship as if I am correct you should enjoy the whole thing or else someone is doing something wrong.

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dianafefifofana 2

I took it as she was getting to that good place and no man should stop what he is doing when a woman's peak is building.

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lalaney 14

Were you thrashing around like a captured crocodile? o.O

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asia3pea90 13

Lame. I've seen a story extremely similar to this four years ago.

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Derp_Jerpinson 2

kinda reminds me of the south park episode when they had steve irwin on there

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