Own goal

Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
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sigma941 0

Now that is shit irony!!!

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FMLdaileygirl 0

lol, that happened to me, but instead with a baseball. I was the pitcher, and I threw it, my grandpa hit it and it hit me right in the face. I had a bloody nose, but he gave me a dollar!

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K66J 0

First of all, it's football. Second, FYL but cheer up, some of the best football players score with their faces, i.e. William Gallas.

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godyourethick 0

YDI for calling it 'soccer'.

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Cap0187 0

# 61 wat men um my national squad so wtf yu tlkin bout pussy idc hw i tlk its mouth clearly nt urs if yu didnt nd onli real bitch ass pusssies use stupid words lik coherent nd formulating nd incapble nd abortion

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Intoxicunt 5

Your mother must be so proud, Cap. Here's your ******* cookie. Yeah, idiots use words like "coherent" and absolute geniuses use words like "tlkin". Give me some of what you're smoking.....so I can keep the supply out of the general population. We don't need any more people like you. "idc hw i tlk its mouth clearly nt urs if yu didnt"...Um what? I hope you don't talk like this, but you probably do. It's hard to understand someone whose head is crammed up their ass.

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Hockeylover87_71 0

American football should be offended that you losers keep calling "soccer" (*cough cough* gay *cough*) football.

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Bredynamite 0

lmao wow hope ur not a boy because that means u suck at soccer

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LTO73 0

That has happened to me at least 4 times. lol

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friskywisky 0

looks like u take many balls to the face lol jk that sucks

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