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Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

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thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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Way to beat the "weird dad" allegations

Anonymous - - United Kingdom

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

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No filter

Judiee - 28/02/2009 10:52 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at a family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4 year-old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say, "You're fat! I like fat things." FML

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Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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MisterBrown - 15/02/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML

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Smells like teen shit

great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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TMI, dude

Anonymous - 23/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Cranford

Today, my brother met my girlfriend for the first time. Instead of making a good first impression, the first thing he did was talk about how he just took a massive dump and didn't wipe very well, and that's why his hand smelled bad. FML

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Anonymous - 17/11/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was at home with slight constipation, so I took two laxatives. That's when my boyfriend called me, saying his parents are in town and want to have dinner tonight, this being the first time I've met them. I've already been on the toilet five times. FML

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Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

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Llamassss 21

Wednesday 12 October 2011 22:28

At least you know he won't be attracted to your sister.

hamncheeseinit 6

Wednesday 12 October 2011 22:31

Wow she's such a potty mouth

eroom16 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 23:04

That's a pretty shitty story.

ieatunicorn4fun 7

Wednesday 12 October 2011 23:06

That's.... Interesting.....

onelastime 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 23:08

...op's boyfriend should be a physchiatrist

houstontxmex 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 23:10

Your sister is so full of shit... :)

ieatunicorn4fun 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 13:13

This made me laugh lol

thisisafunnyname 12

Wednesday 12 October 2011 23:26

It's funny cause girls don't poop.

Bullpine 11

Wednesday 12 October 2011 23:27

Just explain to him on the side that she has a disorder that makes her go into overly-awkward mode. I'm sure he'll understand.

icic6772 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 23:35

Seriously no south park jokes?

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Wednesday 12 October 2011 23:37

Some people just can't help but demand attention. Since I'm sure it was all on you ( and your man ) she unfortunately had to demand it by being crude and inappropriate at the dinner table. Although those sorts of discussions are commonplace at our house, I'm sure it was embarrassing for you. that sucks :/