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drinkdrankdrunk - 27/09/2013 07:33 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Drunk call her back so you have an excuse to call her a stupid bitch.

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autinyork 6

Lol I once did that. Jk, what's a girlfriend?

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jimmywithsalt 19

Hey sounds like you were honest and so was she. Good luck though!

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Artures_way1 23

I said the same thing to my boyfriend. He's still by my side. She's a bitch. YOU deserve better!

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