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Anonymous - 13/06/2012 20:38 - Netherlands

Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital. He and his friends got the bright idea of recording a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club for a YouTube video. It ended as soon as my husband caught a fist to the gut and started violently puking all over our basement floor. FML

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moron - - United States

Today, I drove my boyfriend to hospital because he felt extremely ill. His buddies had gotten their hands on a Taser, and he had the brilliant idea of being shot as part of a YouTube stunt video. Now I have an empty gas tank and have to clean up a puddle of vomit in my living room. FML

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hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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N O - 27/05/2014 18:47 - Canada - Granton

Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, my husband sat me down on the couch so he could share some "awesome" news with me. He excitedly declared that he and his idiot drinking buddies are planning on running a real-life Fight Club out of our basement. FML

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YouTubers must be stopped

TuT - - France

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

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Jeri - 26/02/2010 12:55 - United States

Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML

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Social media is dangerous

Anonymous - 27/11/2015 12:50 - United States - Ontario

Today, I spent half an hour trying to convince my husband not to re-enact a video he saw online of a guy tying some rope to a running chainsaw, then swinging it around his head. He finally agreed not to do something so stupid. A few hours later, he did it anyway. FML

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Anonymous - 04/08/2019 06:00

Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital because he thought it would be funny to Superglue googly eyes to his dick. FML

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Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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IfuSeekAmyIdo - 05/04/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

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Thursday 14 June 2012 5:30

If you know about it, then it's not a real fight club.

babiebuntin 7

Thursday 14 June 2012 5:31

What is the name of this video...? :P

megamandude455 10

Thursday 14 June 2012 6:28

OP broke the first rule

laughingat 1

Thursday 14 June 2012 6:24

Results from marrying a retard.

DropTheDaggerxx 31

Thursday 14 June 2012 6:35

I am Jack's FML moment.

YoungMisfit 9

Thursday 14 June 2012 6:32

Rule one of Fight Club: Don't talk about Fight Club.

mrsmathers17531 5

Thursday 14 June 2012 6:44

Your husband sounds VERY intelligent.

WadeFish 0

Thursday 14 June 2012 7:04

He got punched in the gut and had to be taken to the hospital? Pussy

XxFA1LxX 4

Thursday 14 June 2012 7:05

now of course the question arises, did they record that part?

karlies 2

Thursday 14 June 2012 7:06

So did they put it in YouTube?

jordansoriano 0

Thursday 14 June 2012 9:23

Mmm you guys need to study the rules of fight club

pexy_fml 16

Thursday 14 June 2012 10:07

How old is ur husband ?

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