Mental health, Weird, Therapist and Miscellaneous: Oh really? No way!

Oh really? No way!

By verydepressed - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Russian Federation - Seversk

Today, I spent half-an-hour listening to my therapist telling me enthusiastically how people used to communicate telepathically before verbal languages were invented. FML

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By Screwed Up - 09/05/2013 05:30 - United States

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 463

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Bad start

By Nathan - 23/03/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I went to see a therapist for the first time because I've been feeling depressed lately. I opened up and said everything that was on my mind. I really spilled my guts. After a good 30 minutes, her first question was, "Do you always talk this much?" FML

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By ohdang - 01/03/2012 17:12 - United States

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

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You deserved it 4 000

Bored

By Dario - 09/06/2022 14:00

Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML

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You deserved it 122

Next!

By Kal - 19/06/2023 16:00

Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML

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So lonely

By majestic09 - 17/02/2023 10:00

Today, I’m mentally, emotionally, and physically exhausted, and I feel like the only person I can talk to who actually listens is my therapist. FML

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Red flag

By Anonymous - 12/01/2021 20:01

Today, I tried therapy to talk about my problems without feeling like i am harassing anyone. After messaging a therapist for over 2 hours, I felt way better and finally understood. It turned out I'm in such a bad mental state that I'm a danger to myself and others. Police were called by the therapist. FML

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That'll be 150 bucks, thanks

By Anonymous - 26/08/2022 05:00 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I’m going to school to become a therapist. Now anyone I tell that to, they now vomit their life stories to me. FML

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Good start

By atsukobo - 23/02/2012 07:59 - United States

Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML

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Funny story

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 16:00

Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 21 August 2013 15:51

You should have used telepathy to tell her she's an idiot. Alternately, standing up, saying "You're an idiot", and then walking out would get your point across even better.

turtlesarerad14 13

Wednesday 21 August 2013 15:50

Sounds like he/she needs a therapist..

Comments

danaharrison 5

Wednesday 21 August 2013 21:33

I hope they were paying you for that time..

fuckyourlifeOP 25

Wednesday 21 August 2013 22:01

Jesus, your therapist has A LOT to answer for...

Neesalun 20

Wednesday 21 August 2013 23:22

Run as fast as you can!

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 21 August 2013 23:27

I hope you weren't paying for that half hour.

immortalballoon 12

Wednesday 21 August 2013 23:46

Sounds like my mom! I wonder if your therapist read that ridiculous Ringing Cedars series, too... Does s/he also believe we used to have superhuman strength and telekinesis and there's a woman living in the Siberian Taiga who can still do such things?

bo501 4

Thursday 22 August 2013 1:02

He's full of shit!

baconator666 11

Thursday 22 August 2013 1:07

Well, okay then. I would go to see a different therapist if I were you.FYL.

oopsfail 11

Thursday 22 August 2013 1:33

I would go back in time just so I can pretend I was using telepathy and not hear her voice

mameburgess 7

Thursday 22 August 2013 1:45

plz find alternative therapist. idk if this is frightening or funny.

miss_jules 11

Thursday 22 August 2013 2:01

I hope you didn't pay for that session. I've had the same thing before, only my therapist chatted away about a book he was reading. That's definitely not why i went there.