Not now, Kelsey

Amy - 01/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML
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theuglyone906 4

A hailstorm of bullets??? What the **** is that kid eating???

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ptxace 0

That's ****** nasty.

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Sux0rs 0

you urinate and defecate into public toilets, not catch your tears. maybe waiting til you get home for that and using your private toilet would be better. private toilets catch tears.

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Nashie 0

It seems we have a shitty situation here...

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Doortje 29

Omg, you are so hilarious!! Did you come up with that joke yourself?! I swear to God, you should be a stand up comedian, you're so freaking funny!!11!!

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Okay, so why didn't you just tell them that their ******** was disrupting your crying and then therefore tell them to stop(heavy sarcasm there)? It isn't that big of a deal. YDI for crying in the bathroom.

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ninjaslice 0

that sucks I would have got up and left

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Haloman45 0

I've never laughed this hard at FML before

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Sparkiee93 3

This is why being a girl sucks. You try to privately apply makeup or cry or talk on the phone, but it's still a toilet, so people are in there pissing and sometimes ******** in the worst of situations. Then when you have to piss or shit there's always some rude bitch putting on makeup, crying, or talking on the phone.

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anonymous595 0

u comment everything !! haha:-D ur funny

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mountiegal 0

where else is this person expected to have a poop, regardless of the stink and sound? I thought that was what toilets were for?

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