No smoke, no fire

By justme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was about to take a dump when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML
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saranottelling 7

I can already see almost every comments, "Why does your kid have access to your wallet and the toaster? YDI!!!!!111." Meanwhile, the OP's kid, a 35 year old, is eating Pop Tarts and playing Tetris inthe basement. He's thinking on doing something with his girlfriend later, Bertha. Bertha is a blow-up doll. He hides his parents medications so they can't kick him out. He also starves them by eating all the food they have. OP, f your life indeed.

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msurfer562 0

ahahahahaha omg that's ****** hilarious hahahahaha

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ledamonsterbunny 0

ohh jesuusss. :3

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iheartyourpsyche 0

Omg, I cried sooo hard laughing at this!! That seriously sucks, but it was too ****** funny.

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swkisses5 0

lmmfaomg i am dying laughing at work lmfao i'm gonna end up in one of these ER beds from abd pains lmfao

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iEevee 0

Wahahaha. And you screech at everyone else for incomplete double posts ^,^ And imma look retarded if it gets deleted. But as for the FML-hilarious. Faved.

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