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Name and shame

Anonymous - 01/03/2015 18:59 - United Kingdom - Wetheringsett

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML

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hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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It's for the best

yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

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Anonymous - 22/10/2016 04:32

Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML

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Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

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schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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justsingle - 11/05/2010 08:56 - Philippines

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML

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Anonymous - 18/06/2018 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML

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SezzyJ - 02/10/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML

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MenacingMe 17

Sunday 1 March 2015 21:35

Lol. Rick is a dick who's mind doesn't click, his humor is sick, he's anything but slick. It's a good thing you dumped that sick dick, Rick.

kutemotoka 15

Sunday 1 March 2015 21:30

He's a jerk. You'll find someone way better than that! Don't be sad OP

bhopejohnston 16

Monday 2 March 2015 20:15

Well obviously he's illiterate and stupid, so let the other girl,have him and go find yourself an intelligent handsome man ;)

BlackFire4890 16

Monday 2 March 2015 23:57

well if he's so obsessed with **** maybe he'll go find one for himself to play with.

VlahVlahVlah 12

Tuesday 3 March 2015 0:07

I really hope it falls off.

jordann_27 11

Tuesday 3 March 2015 15:57

Rick is a dick. Sorry to hear about this OP. :(

spike7447 13

Wednesday 4 March 2015 5:13

I'd break up with someone over that shitty text speak. He's obviously a retard...

GxReaperGx 11

Thursday 5 March 2015 2:30

Yeah! **** you, Rick!

breakless1 17

Friday 6 March 2015 2:08

looks like u dodged a bullet if u ask me

sexynurse25 13

Saturday 7 March 2015 11:33

Was his last name Stewart lol

AnnAgainst 6

Thursday 12 March 2015 20:23

What a jackass

Ricky27753 6

Friday 13 March 2015 4:16

I'm Rick lol

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Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML

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