MY EARS! MY EARS!

By ashbeat - 01/01/2013 15:20 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
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ollie179 21

Well at least he's not saying, "You like that? HUH? DO YA?" "NO! Please stop! AAAAHHHH!" That would be awkward.

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DanielleinDC 33

Yep. Time to crank up the music. Maybe "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls.

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Squirrel1256 15

Would your roommate happen to be a Siamese Twin?

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Sounds like he needs to get out more.

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trulymickeyj 13

That is so ****** weird. I would say "Please go o he bathroom..."

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mbuck87 19

I rather he jerked off in his own room surrounded by his own shit than if he jerked it in the shared bathroom

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icanfititin 0

If he's getting off on it that much, let him, and try it yourself for once.

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