Mommy issues

By Anonymous - 29/05/2026 13:00 - United States - Riverside

Today, I brought a girl back to my place. She commented on how neat and clean everything was for a bachelor. I absentmindedly said, “Yeah, my mom comes over and cleans three times a week.” She made a face like I'd just told her I eat puppies or something, then made an excuse to leave. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 28

The fact that you have your mommy coming over to clean up after you tells people a lot more about you than you think.

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angus 16

Three times a week!!! And you’re surprised she left? Dude you need to grow up fast. You’re an adult and should not be dependent upon your mother in any way.

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DLBL 21

I would not have made an excuse. I would have said, 'You disgraceful bastard...having your mother clean for you when you're an adult. YOU should be helping HER!"

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SAgirl 20

I wouldn't go as fare as "Disgraceful bastard." Maybe more like disappointing.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

The fact that you have your mommy coming over to clean up after you tells people a lot more about you than you think.

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mike3775 36

Let me guess, mom also still does your laundry for you as well. Grow up already. YDI

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angus 16

Three times a week!!! And you’re surprised she left? Dude you need to grow up fast. You’re an adult and should not be dependent upon your mother in any way.

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DLBL 21

Right! In fact, he should be available to help his mother!

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Grincha 14

have a question. you are like actually actually surprised why she left? 🤔

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Hangryko 31

Grow up and clean your own place, manchild. Does she still wipe your 🍑 for you, too?

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SAgirl 20

Well I need more context for this one. Do you pay your mom? Is she one of those overbearing moms that insist? Do you work insane hours and need the help?

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GoogieWithers 23

She realised that if you ended up in bed together, your Mum would see the aftermath as she was cleaning.

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sirrubberduckie 36

Of course she left. She was looking into a future where she has to cut the crusts off the sandwiches she makes you, schedules all your appointments for you, and picks up after you constantly. She wants a capable and independent adult, not a little boy who needs mommy to take care of everything for him.

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