Animals: Modern art?

Modern art?

By Meow - 15/09/2009 13:21 - Singapore

Today, I was finishing up my art project that was due the next day. I was really tired and fell asleep on my table. Three hours later, I woke up to find my project torn to bits. I went out and saw my cat vomiting out feathers and other materials I used for my project. FML

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By I'm Trading Up For A Dog - 14/12/2014 20:28 - Finland - Pori

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 00:12 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, after working like a caffeine-fuelled thunderstorm for 9 hours straight on an art project, my 2 friends informed me that it was due next week. I slept for 10 hours, and then went to my class without my project, thinking I lucked out in the long run. Clearly not, as it was due today. FML

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By rc2981 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia - Perth

Today, artwork that I had been working on for months was destroyed, leaving me almost in tears. The culprit? A lonely pigeon who'd got into the room and shat all over it. FML

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The gift

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By grosssss - 01/01/2010 13:03 - Australia

Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2018 11:30 - United States - Bronx

Today, my cat peed on my long-term project so I had to stay up until 4 am doing the whole thing again... just for it to fall in the train tracks. FML

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By anonymous - 11/03/2010 19:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML

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Stomach bug?

By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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Wake up Boo

By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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Sobering

By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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padlarf 14

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:27

Your cat ate your homework?:D

DrunkenValor 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:33

YDI for stealing your cats prey for your modern art project.

Comments

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 15 September 2009 22:57

Now it's abstract. You can say it reflects some introspective journey you had in which you realized how your asshole, uh, I mean HEART is torn to ribbons.

Jllybn 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 23:35

I fell asleep while working on an art project one day with chalk pastels and fell asleep and when I woke up my cat had stepped all over it getting purple paw prints all over it.

neptuneflytrap 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 0:02

How on earth did you sleep through your cat destroying and eating your project?!

guitars595 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 0:25

YDI for being such a bitch.

tmrenkenjr 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 0:48

PUNT THE CAT!

Mignun 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 1:50

Yeah, bring the cat straight to the vet to make sure it isn't harmed. Bring the bill to the teacher explaining what happened. Or just don't finish something the very last minute?

lolwatlol 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 1:54

Awwwwwwwwww, isnt your cat just adorable?

silvrdollr 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 2:58

If you use feathers, it ain't art. Srry, ydi, imo

iBiteRoses 22

Tuesday 8 November 2011 8:39

Hey, suck on my penis (although I don't have one). I used feathers on a really amazing art project and everyone says it's art so stop being judgmental.