Memorable presentation

By paul - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML
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By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
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cals 0

suggestion: next time, cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze.

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Ross2Smoove 0

oood that horriable

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exquisite 0

Wouldn't have happened had you covered your mouth and nose like you should! YDI

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samcele 0

I hate it when that happens to you!! you sneeze a big one and you get snot everywhere

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MF12 0

at least you didn't pee yourself :)

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kelleyb323 0

did you get to keep the hankerchief?

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starlitgrl 0

dude that's just gross and unlucky. sry to hear that happened tho

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gazelle_fml 0

some one should have said something or signed u or iu should just be more observant

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YouGotTold 0

didnt any1 tell u to sneeze n2 ur elbow or away from or body... da

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