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Today, I went to the ER to get my eye checked. Turns out I had a scratch in it. So, after sedation, I now need to wear an eyepatch. Too bad Halloween was yesterday. FML
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totallynotemily 25

Who says you can only dress up on Halloween?

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ruudseriesx 25

Arrrrgh matey. Maybe people with think your just a die hard fan of pirates.

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Inf3ct3d 3

OP here. Got sand and eyelashses inside my eye while studying to my exam. One funny thing though is that the doctor who treated me was a doctor i know from my study (becomming a nurse). So he knew me though.

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OhPuhleeze 23

Sand in eyes while studying... To be a nurse.... Hmmm was it sand from a beach volley ball court? He he. I hope you're all good now. All the best for your exams.

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soulebelius 17

Mat I ask what were your symptoms? My eye is not red, and I can clearly see, but it burns randomly as if I have soap in there!

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Solano2580 24

YDI for thinking eyepatches aren't cool.

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alaina1104 11

"I went so all-out this Halloween, I actually gouged my eye out!"

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crane8479 8

Just tell people your an Oakland Raider fan

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benszt15 5

You might as well dress the part and get a pirate costume

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Lalala579121 27

And if anyone asks why you're dressed like a pirate just say "pirates are in this year!" all offended-like.

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ScottyR78 5

And International Talk Like a Pirate Day was a couple months ago!!

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