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Master the blade

By Douglas - 18/07/2026 20:00 - Australia - Melboune

Today, I tried to be helpful at a family dinner and offered to carve the roast. The knife slipped, the serving tray tipped. My uncle caught it with his bare hand like a movie hero. Everyone praised him for dinner-saving reflexes while I quietly sat down. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 19 July 2026 2:11

Uncle Peter Parker and useless Flash Thompson - the Aussie reboot of Spider-Man seems a little entertaining. For like 5 minutes.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 19 July 2026 2:11

Uncle Peter Parker and useless Flash Thompson - the Aussie reboot of Spider-Man seems a little entertaining. For like 5 minutes.

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