Lost in translation

By Anonymous - 16/02/2026 15:00

Today, someone said not to speak to them like I'm "better than them." I asked how they would like me to speak; I couldn't figure out the problem. The response I got was, "Speak to me like you speak to your lord." Am I the idiot? I wasn't even the one who initiated the conversation to begin with, nor did I intend for beef. FML
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FluffythePink 23

Narcissists are such fun when they're this bad at it. I'd have laughed so hard at them you'd have to pick me up off the floor and put me in a quiet room for a while to calm down.

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jlc82 11

speak to you like you're my lord? bahahaha! get bent! I hope you laughed or spit in their face or even did both before walking away still laughing and that middle finger flying high.

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FluffythePink 23

Narcissists are such fun when they're this bad at it. I'd have laughed so hard at them you'd have to pick me up off the floor and put me in a quiet room for a while to calm down.

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jlc82 11

speak to you like you're my lord? bahahaha! get bent! I hope you laughed or spit in their face or even did both before walking away still laughing and that middle finger flying high.

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