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Lonely, so lonely…

m2k - 20/06/2011 14:59 - Canada

Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML

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MelanieP - 29/08/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML

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Lonely times

Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:19 - United Kingdom

Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML

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Anonymous - 04/06/2013 07:11 - United States - Rainier

Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML

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Forever alone man

Boyufd - 02/01/2021 08:00

Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML

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The Apprentice

panther of the desert - - Puerto Rico - Rio Grande

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

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Talk to me

Anonymous - 16/04/2024 10:00 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I called the suicide hotline, only to get lectured by a very condescending man. I hung up and called back, only for the other line to pick up and hang up on me immediately. FML

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LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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moe - 15/02/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML

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Anonymous - 07/04/2011 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML

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YacL 15

Monday 20 June 2011 19:05

The prank caller didn't want a conversation, he just wanted to annoy the shit out of you. I guess that means he failed.

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 20 June 2011 19:15

"Hey, you've won 2 billion dollars" "What's cooking good looking?" *dial tone*

iwuvwoo 7

Monday 20 June 2011 21:12

stop being a bum and go make friends. O.o

chili10 18

Tuesday 21 June 2011 8:19

hey, even bums have friends!

meggieh815 0

Monday 20 June 2011 21:13

Exactly! Less people = Less drama.

marcyfrances 4

Monday 20 June 2011 21:21

you must be boring

jonathan6773 5

Monday 20 June 2011 21:41

You need a social life.

sheethapins 13

Monday 20 June 2011 21:54

"Today, I tried prank calling some dumbass who was so damn pathetic he tried talking to me about how his parents were caught naked in the park. FML."

BobsUrAunty 2

Tuesday 21 June 2011 2:52

haha loves it

missjet 0

Monday 20 June 2011 22:18

get a cat

Brownstonius 0

Monday 20 June 2011 23:00

try sexting yourself

katieklein 0

Monday 20 June 2011 23:01

that sucks!-__-

darkness4dummies 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 0:19

hey *69 that dude nd cuss em out or maybe its just eric cartman trying to be annoying

smallory42 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:03

On the bright side, i doubt he'll ever prank call you, or anyone again!

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Today, I called a Lyft to go to work. I got dressed and even watched him finish his previous ride. We all know you have a 5 minutes window. It wasn’t even 5 minutes in when he cancelled my ride. Now I’m late for work. FML

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Today, I went on a date with a guy who told me his main aim in life is to live alone in an isolated lighthouse. FML

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Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML

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Today, I told my son and daughter that their father and I were getting a divorce. They each responded with something like, "Yay! I want to live with Daddy! He buys better presents!" Their father has literally never bought anything for them, one of the many reasons I'm divorcing him. FML

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Today, I was just told by a hiring manager that the reasons I'm not getting interviews is because I have a spotty work history. My work history is spotty because my mother ignores my food allergies so she can get attention and, as a result, I'm chronically ill. FML

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Today, I found out that I need to get a root canal, the only day I can get an appointment is on the same day I'm flying out for training for my new job. I can't get out of either, so now need to face my fear of flying and fear of dentists the same day. FML

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