Liability

By Josh - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML
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SnigglePoop 3

Put a menacing face on and mabye you'll get a discount ;)

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perdix 29

They're nice to you because you pay them. Follow the money. If she thought you were really dangerous, she'd send you to a psychiatric hospital. She knows you are just a pussy full of rage and impotence. She's not afraid you'll pull out a knife, but that you'll put away your checkbook.

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seximexi911 10

So how do you feel about that?

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cudgel1023 0

So your file indicates that you have a history of assault with a deadly weapon. Sounds like a reasonable fear on her part.

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bizarre_ftw 21

What on earth did you do to make her think that?

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KartaOwnsYou 0

Are you black? Haha

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AlikeSeeker9 10

Hide like.. A cupcake or lollipop in your jacket... Reach in to grab it looking all angry and mean and pull it out like a weapon and be like "this is a thank you" depending on how scary you are to her she'll freak out and look pathetic

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