Let's spend some time together

By lucy - 03/03/2009 05:55 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend asked me what I enjoyed most about the weekend we'd spent together. I mention in detail a certain move he'd pulled when we made love. When asked what he enjoyed most, he replied, "Putting my fish tank together." FML
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Lick_yer_face 0

I find it funny that it was a girl who chose the sex to be the best part of the weekend, and a guy to pick something unrelated. Way to break down those stereotypes! Putting stuff together is fun though. :D

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burdenofaday 0

Maybe you should try your own certain move. It's better when the girl does more than just lay there. D:

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Good_old_Grim 8

Wrong #10 - if sex is the most important thing in her life, its seriously ******. Sex drive is an animal instinct, humans shouldn't overprioritize it. Generally it seems that people who are most obsessed with sex are those who just don't get enough.

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sellout39 0

thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard. ever heard of nymphos?

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nigsuzzi 3

She didn't say life she said that weekend... Also sex is fun and it may be your favorite thing just as anything else fun may be.

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ritbbehindu 0

and then there are the FMLs saying "when I was on vacation my boyfriend only liked the sex" sigh...

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the_prophet 0

oh wow im sorry guess the sex is not good.

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jm88 0

Yeah gets old when I'm doing all the work.. it'd be interesting if a girl tried a few new things on top instead of just bouncing..

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Ikcor 0

Maybe that's what he calls that move. Oh, baby, put my fish tank together!

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Sean123 0

Now what does that tell you????

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Rollercoaster_fml 0

I agree with #14... you are probably the one enjoying it the most and he's doing all the work... Now, I would venture to guess that he probably has been looking forward to putting his fish tank together for a while now (months? weeks? week?), and sees that as a greater pleasure in comparison to sex, which you enjoy several times a week?

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csigabajnok 0

Send him a fish tank next time he wants to have sex with you :)

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Jason_fml 0

Wait, so you are upset because your guy doesn't see you as just a free sex ticket and enjoys spending time with you doing things other than doing the dirty deed? I can see how you would think your life is messed up. Seriously, no woman would EVER want that, am I right?

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