Leave Me Alone

gordogs 25 - 04/04/2012 10:53 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
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DocBastard 38

So your ex is hotter than your wife. So what? Enjoy your dreams, and then you can wake up and enjoy your wife. You win twice!

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cuddlebunny3548 11

Why are you having wet dreams on your honeymoon? Isnt that from not having sex or jacking off in a while?

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titzenpitzer 9

If you think about it, it's not something to be ashamed about. Confused, ok, but to think you've done something horrible? You're still a human with feelings and needs, and constitutionalized agreements won't change that. You can go completely free in your dreams, it'd be scary if that would stop from the moment you commit in a commitment that's made up by man (and its religion)

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RadioDeeJayy_ 6

Hope that you're only attracted to your ex's body. Because if I was your wife, I'd be pretty bummed.

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jessimica642 8

Yikes I'm sure that conflicts with your religion

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jaff23 11

You're a bitch man. Did you say her name during the vows too?

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natepooch 4

this girl always gets thumbed down! but **** it, Jersey FTW!!

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xStaciexLynnx 15

He was cheering for jersey and you just cursed him out...

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perdix 29

#131, could one of your husbands also be a polygynist? Your family tree would be a Venn diagram :D

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pyroknight_fml 5

Dude! You don't MARRY the rebound chick!

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