Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Keeping it in the family

Keeping it in the family

By Drew - 05/08/2010 05:18 - United States

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML

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All in the family

By jerry Jerry Jerry - 15/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML

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Double betrayal

By iwannagointothewoods - 13/11/2023 23:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML

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Happy families

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 13:58

Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML

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To snitch or not to snitch

By bioloss - 21/06/2021 08:01 - United States - New York

Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML

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By jellybean_94 - 15/08/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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All in the family

By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 02:02

Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML

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It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry

By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 22:00

Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML

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Small world

By ShouldICallYouDaddy - 30/04/2016 11:49 - United Kingdom - Grantham

Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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Thursday 5 August 2010 13:01

Incest: The game the whole family can play.

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 12:42

incest.. ew

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swazikid 0

Friday 6 August 2010 12:06

Hick town America

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Friday 6 August 2010 12:18

*ovary Orangutan Polka

g0blu3 0

Friday 6 August 2010 18:31

incest is best, put ur family to the test...haha that sux

YourMiserableBoy 0

Friday 6 August 2010 20:59

wow is your mom the chick from the third godfather and her cousin is vinnie?

thesublimed95 2

Friday 6 August 2010 21:43

..and the Jeff foxworthy jokes begin..

YDI4nogoodreason 0

Friday 6 August 2010 22:42

YDI for hating incest.

ThinIce 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:11

This has got to be one of the most messed up things ever

tessa135 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:34

hahaha

urfukinstupid 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 5:00

YDI for having a redneck family

Lunasis 14

Saturday 28 June 2014 9:50

how is that a ydi? can't choose your family

CiNnImAtIcKsUnSe 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 5:25

She Must Be Desperate ?

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Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML

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Today, I had a customer throw his purchase at me and demand a refund after I told him that, due to the national change shortage, I couldn't give him his 38 cents. FML

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Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend, saying, "Do you remember the last time we slept together?" I replied straight away, "Of course, it was great!" To which she replies, "I hope you made the most of it, because it was the last time." FML

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Today, my coworker warned me that if I made one more dad joke, she’d belt me with a frying pan. Alas, I did not believe her capable of such violence, which is why I now sit here with a bag of frozen peas pressed to the 3-inch lump on the back of my head. Plus she was sacked, so now I feel horribly guilty. FML

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Today, I was cleaning wax out my ears when my wife came barrelling into the bathroom, desperate to pee. The door slammed right into the side of my head and the cotton swab I was using was pushed all the way in and ruptured my eardrum. FML

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Today, after hanging out with my boyfriend’s group once, they’ve decided I’m a “prissy stuck-up bitch who thinks she’s perfect.” I’m not at all. They just engage in nothing but insults and self-deprecating “jokes” without any real conversation. Sorry for not putting myself down for amusement. FML

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