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GrLifeusx - - United States

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML

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Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

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sunny_funny - - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML

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It's sus to us

Anonymous - - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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Good samaritan

happyshit - - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

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I hate myself

trixanne - - Australia - Sydney

Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML

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Expelliarmus!

icybrent94 - - United Kingdom - Arlesey

Today, I had some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all for little kids. When I checked back later, my post had been edited into me tearfully coming out of the closet, and some guy had said he'd passed my details on to Anonymous. FML

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snakeboy - - Australia

Today, for the first time in about 3 years, I decided to clean my car. It was going really well until I looked down at what I was about to pick up. On the back seat floor lay a dead snake, which at one point, for God knows how long, was living in my car while I unknowingly drove it around. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

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There was an attempt…

JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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supersmashpika - - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

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Yunie_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 12:23

Should've brought your wand.

zachhh 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 12:54

stupid muggle.......

Dragonslayer_stz 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 0:44

Omg your amazing...I love harry potter, and ron..espically fred and George haha you are great, I would have never been able to do that

KiyatsuFox 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 3:49

Yikes. )=

gqduck 0

Friday 13 March 2009 18:49

It's really shocking how many Harry Potter-related FMLs there are.

HyperAlicia 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 8:34

you are my new hero!

hazzjazz 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:10

I promise that if I had seen you you would sooo have had a ride!

wowzers22 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:53

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA #1 this is soo funny i like peeeed myself hope you had fun with that and know that it makes you a bit of a loser

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Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:22

HAHAHAHA THIS IS POSSIBLY ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I HAVE HEARD people like this make my day amen to the harry potter losers !!

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Wednesday 18 March 2009 4:58

lol, at least if someone insulted you by saying 'what is the harry potter convention in town?', you could say yeah, actually, can i get a ride?

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Saturday 21 March 2009 1:27

I have an FML, too: As soon as I read "I was going to a Harry Potter convention" I wanted to excitedly ask, "Ooh, which one? Have you been to others? Do you know about such-and-such con?" FML, indeed. ^_^ P.S. - To #38: Wow, you're less than pleasant, aren't you? Try letting a little fun (Harry Potter-related or not) into your life and see if it doesn't do wonders for the mood.