Junk in the trunk
NotSoClean - 21/07/2009 18:53 - United States
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PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham
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sportsnut
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YDI, who the hell buys a bottle of $70 face wash? Was it at least a 3-5 year supply?
I think he misunderstood "facial" as something else.
Look at my post #13. Someone might get it!
ihatestupidppl
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As far as the $70 goes, if you can afford it with your own money, by all means go for it. But...did you at least ask him why he used it on his junk?! There's 2 possible scenarios: 1. He was using it to jerk off: I cant imagine that would be pleasant. Most acne-related facial cleansers have a weird consistency. Like, they're kinda sticky if you leave em on for too long without washing it off. So I would assume the act of rubbing it in profusely would make it worse...unless he used water and enjoyed a sudsy masturbation session? 2. He actually used it to clean himself: Well, that goes back to all the people bitching about OP spending $70 by saying "soap and water work just as well"...soap and water will also get your dick clean as well as a special cleanser will...and soap & water will probably work out better for you. Because if the expensive cleanser leaves a weird aftertaste, your girl is not gonna wanna go down there for a while...
God. It's her money, she can buy what she wants with it. He's an idiot for putting it there though.
hey at least his junk is clean
swooshq
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Cause it smells nice, haha
Who wants to bet that all the people saying "YDI for spending $70 when soap and water works just as well" are all guys? Just me? I say FYL. It majorly sucks to treat yourself to something nice once in a while and then have it...defiled like that. It doesn't matter what it is. It's just not cool.
I apologize; my joke was clearly not appreciated. I also didn't realize that having a sense of humor offended people enough for them to insult complete strangers. P.s. I've never spent more than $8 on facial cleanser. I just try not to judge others.
She doesn't deserve it for having something expensive. Hell, she doesn't deserve it at all. Her life is ****** because she got something nice that's supposed to last a long while and her boyfriend used a huge chunk of it wastefully (presumably without asking). It's only that much more lame that he was using it in a way it wasn't intended to be used.
echarperouge
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A bar of dial costs 89 cents.
OMG, OP, you totally deserve it for splurging on something expensive for yourself! .....right. FYL, sit him down and have a talk with him about why he shouldn't use random products like that if they don't belong to him. :/
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who the hell spends 70 dollars on one bottle of facial cleanser???
I sure plenty of people will shit on her for spending a lot of money on facial cleanser, but whatever. If she can afford it, then who cares. For people who aren't lucky to have a naturally good complexion, a higher quality product can sometimes make a difference. If she didn't use it and if her FML was about her boyfriend complaining about her acne or whatever, you'd be saying YDI for not taking care of her skin.