Inappropriate

elcee1987 - - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my niece to the zoo. She was crying so I pointed out the chimpanzee to distract her. At the same time, he sat down and began to jack off. Now my niece won't stop making the same hand gesture. FML
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michaelaranda 28

Have fun explaining that to her parents op.

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MitiMiki 16

90% of the population masturbates, 10% are liars.

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Jryan952015 7

She's gotta get ready for when she's 18.

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BabyrooKid 11

Now is the time to explain to her that "spanking the monkey" has nothing to do with a butt-whipping.

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RealSuperSand 21

So the monkey was spanking his monkey. Nice.

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