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In and out

newhostess - 11/04/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, I was training for my new job at a restaurant. As part of training, they give you free food so you know what to recommend, and the dish I got was really good. Eight hours later I saw it again while I was puking. I got food poisoning from my own workplace. FML

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anon - 26/07/2010 04:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML

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Doing my part

Anonymous - 12/04/2025 08:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I didn't feel like cooking when I got home from work, so I decided to go to the local restaurant nearby and do my part in supporting small businesses. Long story short, I woke up later feeling like absolute shit. Hello, food poisoning. FML

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Cliff - 11/10/2024 00:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML

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Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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cedechan - 29/09/2012 04:08 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML

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Anonymous - 18/02/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I got bad food poisoning. Again. The first time I thought it was the stomach bug that’s going around, so once I felt better, I proceeded to eat leftover food that actually got me sick the first time. FML

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Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

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Two rooms, two atmospheres

Anonymous - 26/11/2020 16:58

Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML

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Sickofbeingsick - 01/10/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

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save_me_08 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:38

No no you're looking at this all wrong. Now you know exactly what to recommend to that asshole obnoxious customer...

klutzywriter 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:48

Time to find a new job. You'd get fired anyway. "What do you recommend?" You: "Nothing! This place sucks!!! Run while you still can!!!"

laxingitup 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:27

no law suit, but you get what you pay for.

Shock98 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:36

Sounds like a great place to work...

Shock98 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:38

Sounds like a great place to work...

dancing_bear 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:47

Yeah, #14, food poisoning can affect people within 30 minutes, but it can take up to two days after eating the food for you to get symptoms. It depends on the bacteria. OP: quit. And report them.