IN A RUSH, SORRY

Anonymous - 04/07/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2-month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0

That's love.

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paperfox_fml 0

Your life is ****** because your boyfriend needed a poo when he got off a plane?

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yaknowiverse 0

that's just lovely. LMFAO.

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UNICORNmonster 0

I would have laughed like hell, then gave him shit about it later. Whenever he wanted sex, throw his own line right back at him. :D

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ronniejacobs 6

I don't think you'd want a shitty hug lol

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Funkymunky1511 4

Maybe he's gonna kiss you after he take a sht. :))

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gators1995 30

Sounds like a blooper

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Coolaidegirl 18

hey i wouldnt use those airplane toilets either

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Mooto 8

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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midnight1890 17

I think the real FML here is that your boyfriend said "BRB" out loud in a scentence...

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