Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend...

By Brennan Lebrun - 18/05/2018 05:00

Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 944

You deserved it 375

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By anonymous - 30/01/2010 00:08 - France

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 162

You deserved it 7 111

By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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You deserved it 797

By John - 07/11/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML

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You deserved it 6 355

By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 446

You deserved it 694

Think it through

By Anonymous - 14/05/2020 23:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend by knocking on her door and kneeling in front of it. I forgot that her door opens outwards. FML

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You deserved it 1 192

By Daddy_issues - 02/06/2018 05:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 421

You deserved it 282

By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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You deserved it 4 278

These guys

By Anonymous - 01/01/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML

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You deserved it 146

By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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You deserved it 7 821

By Anonymous - 06/11/2012 02:48 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing for five years. He also happens to be the man I've been in love with for eight. As she was giving me the details, she nonchalantly gave me her reason for accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not, there's always divorce." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 453

You deserved it 4 535

mcdgaf 14

Friday 20 April 2018 5:45

You dodged a bullet there bro.

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 18 May 2018 5:04

So, did she say yes?

Comments

AJ1981 12

Friday 18 May 2018 15:16

So your saying she was screaming "YES" but it just wasn't for you...lol

mas12806 24

Friday 18 May 2018 15:28

Who voted ‘you deserved it’?!

Davros 12

Friday 18 May 2018 16:15

did she say Yes! Yes! Yes! ?

MitiMiki 16

Friday 18 May 2018 21:12

Ex- She is your ex-girlfriend (I hope)

2retz 11

Friday 18 May 2018 22:43

wow, look at the stink ***** that vote "you deserved it". sad miserable people. someone's life was just turned upside down and that's the way you see it. may karma shit on face everyday assholes

ArtLover 13

Saturday 19 May 2018 3:06

I'm guessing you didn't propose in the end?

Eheath12Jheath14 8

Saturday 19 May 2018 8:23

...why is it normal that she be at your beat friend's house, anyways? It's usually the ones closest to you that you have to worry about your girl cheating with.