Sex, Awkward and Cheating: I swear

I swear

By maharaja - 06/08/2019 12:00

Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML

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Slipped up

By Nicko - 28/03/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML

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Venting

By Anonymous - 19/02/2024 20:00

Today, I found out my girlfriend, who absolutely would never cheat on me because she’s been cheated on in the past and knows how much it hurts, has not one but two boyfriends on the side, who know about each other and do occasional threesomes. Lying bitch. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By ken - 19/07/2011 07:40 - Canada

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

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By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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Nice try

By johnnycomehelpme - 14/11/2014 00:59 - United States - Skokie

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML

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Sabotage

By Anonymous - 22/02/2024 00:00 - United States - Harlingen

Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML

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Alexa, play "The Sign" by Ace of Base

By Julie - 23/11/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML

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By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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By whoops - 15/08/2016 04:07 - United States - Huntingdon

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 August 2019 16:06

It’s probably a guy who wants to bang her and his friends (who want to bang her themselves or are just being their bro’s wing men.)

Trinity Fenwick 7

Tuesday 6 August 2019 15:39

maybe she's the one cheating and set you up so she could play around and still smell like roses

Comments

Henry8cooper 15

Tuesday 6 August 2019 14:40

If you're doing the time - you might as well do the crime. Have fun

Trinity Fenwick 7

Tuesday 6 August 2019 15:39

maybe she's the one cheating and set you up so she could play around and still smell like roses

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 August 2019 16:06

It’s probably a guy who wants to bang her and his friends (who want to bang her themselves or are just being their bro’s wing men.)

sarahcroy20 12

Saturday 12 December 2020 20:05

I'm curious as to why multiple people would tell her that?

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