Dogs, Gross and Animals: I'm fine, this is fine

I'm fine, this is fine

By btg - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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You deserved it 3 662

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By B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 727

You deserved it 1 707

By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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You deserved it 89 372

By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 302

You deserved it 3 010

Caught in 4K

By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 739

You deserved it 76 901

By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 800

You deserved it 3 351

You what?

By whattheheck - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 634

You deserved it 3 568

By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 484

You deserved it 3 719

By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 192

You deserved it 2 725

By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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You deserved it 2 206

Psycho

By dating a psycho - 03/02/2022 08:00

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend was a kid, she enjoyed torturing animals for fun. Nice to know she was lying when she said the idea of harming an animal “makes her sick to her stomach.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 977

You deserved it 119

nicola1233 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:08

f your dogs life

Snow_Daisy 7

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:07

gross!

Comments

Furytalon 14

Wednesday 3 August 2011 5:17

that's fine bugers strengthen your immune system

unohuitis 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 8:24

Is your girlfriend 7 or 8?

happykesh 3

Tuesday 3 January 2012 5:28

tpayne616 0

Friday 27 January 2012 3:43

That's ******* gross.

SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 12 May 2012 21:57

Talk to her. Now.

sammyluvspugs 4

Saturday 2 June 2012 16:12

That's disgusting. Your poor puppy doesn't kno he's eating boogies

Blahblah9921 4

Tuesday 18 September 2012 4:02

thts gross man.. u need to do something

kezzamumma 3

Sunday 4 November 2012 23:15

I have to hide my gollies when i'm sick or spit them in the bin, my dog loves them and gets excited when people cough.

FlamingColor 30

Tuesday 12 February 2013 6:43

Dafaq did i just read?

cmb8280 24

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:38

Ahahahaha!! That's freakin' hilarious!!!

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Today, like every time I visit the in-laws, my father-in-law is driving me crazy. He gets all holier than thou sometimes, and even my mother-in-law agrees he just talks to hear himself speak. It gets so bad that I resort to cleaning their house to ignore him. At least then he leaves me alone. Starting their dishes in 5. FML

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Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML

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Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML

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Today, I repeatedly had to ask people to please stop groping the mannequins. FML

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Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML

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