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I like what I like

Aled - - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

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izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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Tasty!

Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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Sounds wonderful

hermit's life - 25/12/2016 07:11 - United States - Sellersburg

Today, I learned that instead of spending Christmas alone with my cat, enjoying chicken quesadillas and a tin of tuna while watching only the best cartoons, my mother's coming over. FML

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iGreen - 09/07/2011 14:34 - Canada

Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML

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Fatal decision

juliette - 07/02/2015 05:13 - United States - Astoria

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

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alexbobalex - 11/01/2010 07:23 - Aland Islands

Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 17 February 2011 18:59

By "cat biscuits," do you mean those biscuit treats you feed cats or actual biscuits made of cats? The second item would explain why you don't have a cat, among other animals/objects. Either way, make sure to get your mom spayed and/or neutered.

kamikrazy 6

Thursday 17 February 2011 18:57

Now you do...

BWill9014 4

Thursday 17 February 2011 23:46

Dang... if they were dog biscuits we could all make "bitch" jokes :l

EvilSpirt 5

Friday 18 February 2011 0:12

She should go on that one show that has ppl with weird habbits

BIGshooter 2

Friday 18 February 2011 1:04

send mama to the nut house cuz she's crazy as hell.

keshafan101 0

Friday 18 February 2011 1:44

is she part cat?! lol

Enderspeaker 2

Friday 18 February 2011 1:57

Did she see that "9 Lives for Seniors" commercial?

kweenbitch 0

Friday 18 February 2011 2:01

what's the big deal? dog/cat/fish/ferret food taste ****** awesome! I snack on it like it was popcorn. except it's more expensive....cuz my babies only get the best.

ImLizAndImBored 0

Friday 18 February 2011 2:26

Make sure she is litter box trained

FruitSalad4225 0

Friday 18 February 2011 2:48

I have never heard of cat biscuits.

guy0ne101 0

Friday 18 February 2011 3:20

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lilmissy1290 0

Friday 18 February 2011 3:50

ummm whats a cat biscuit? I've heard of dog biscuits but never a cat biscuit.. op your mom scares me

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Today, I got the most action I've had in about 3 years when my dentist pressed her boobs against the top of my head to fill my cavities. I really need to get me a girlfriend. FML

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Today, I found out why my boyfriend wouldn't answer his phone last night. He was hanging out with our mutual friend all night. She had been texting me all night about what great sex she was having. My boyfriend was the only person there besides her brother. FML

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