Transportation, Miscellaneous, Vacation and Grandparents: I don't wanna go

I don't wanna go

By Anonymous - 14/08/2026 09:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, I came home after spending the past two months at summer camp, just for my parents to excitedly announce that I'm going to be spending the next two weeks in Florida with my grandma. We have to leave in literally a couple hours. FML

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IwaterDeadPlants 1

Friday 14 August 2026 13:01

some of my best memories were with my grandparents. I hope that is the same for you :)

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IwaterDeadPlants 1

Friday 14 August 2026 13:01

some of my best memories were with my grandparents. I hope that is the same for you :)

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