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Anonymous - 15/03/2022 10:00

Today, after nearly three hours of watching the new Batman movie, I realized that the film was a waste of time and moments of my life that I will never get back. FML

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
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Everyone's a critic

Mark A. Collette - 24/06/2023 15:00

Today, I saw the "Weird: Al Yankovic" movie. What a waste of time that I will never get back. And I don't have that much time left. FML

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How awkward can you get?

Anonymous - 13/03/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I was entertaining my date by suggesting a movie on Netflix. I confidently picked one that I thought was new and amazing. After the first 10 minutes, I realized it was a terrible sequel to a movie I'd completely forgotten about. I spent the rest of the movie in silence, pretending I was into it. FML

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Avatar II: Is Shite

Anonymous - 13/01/2023 02:00

Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML

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Nate - 06/03/2009 03:25 - United States

Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML

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The Force is weak with this one

fuck Star Wars - 14/09/2020 10:02

Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML

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Anonymous - 07/07/2009 11:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML

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Delays expected

stampslife - 28/11/2014 08:00 - Canada - Agassiz

Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML

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BobRyder - 10/04/2014 20:52 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML

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Dude, STFU!

Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

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slkeithh 14

Tuesday 15 March 2022 12:44

Poor baby

AzraelAngelus 15

Tuesday 15 March 2022 10:39

One of the best Batman movies yet

AzraelAngelus 15

Tuesday 15 March 2022 10:39

One of the best Batman movies yet

mattiagardin 15

Tuesday 15 March 2022 11:15

Nice trolling attempt lol

Hangryko 31

Tuesday 15 March 2022 11:22

YDI for not waiting to stream it.

docdann 3

Tuesday 15 March 2022 12:05

You should have known when you saw that no talent Pattinson was the lead…

slkeithh 14

Tuesday 15 March 2022 12:44

Poor baby

Sagar Nair 12

Wednesday 16 March 2022 16:33

Clearly you’re not a true Batman fan and you’re blind to see how brilliant this movie is.

Gemfez 15

Tuesday 29 March 2022 12:43

I enjoyed it.

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Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML

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Today, I got my cats a new scratching post. They completely ignored it and tore apart the new felt on my pool table. FML

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Today, accustomed to dealing with my old car's faulty accelerator, I pressed the pedal way too hard in my new car and crashed into a pillar, totaling the engine, and giving myself a concussion. I could still see the dealership down the street. FML

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Today, I got my new smartwatch that I ordered for myself on the promise that I would use it for tracking my new exercise routine. Instead, I used it for playing Pong whilst eating cake and drinking wine. FML

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Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

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