Hey sexy…

By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
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amagaeru 0

Err...unless the two of you bought the dog and tv together, that's probably theft.

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allmidnighteyes 10

At least you have your computer... And maybe her virginity as well?

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brokenboxofammo 0

Before you call the cops on her, send her a message saying, "You stole my tv?" and then if she answers in the affirmative you have an admission of guilt for the tv as well. Better to go with evidence than not.

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Sacch2010 0

Sue. Then kill her. I know I would.

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Subjectzero 0

you don't know where she lives or some shit? get the cops on her ass.

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darkmis1 17

Don't just sit there on FML-call the cops. if you'd rather go online than look for your dog, you must not care about him very much.

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crazy20164 0

She was more intimate with your dog then you. Have you checked the rest of your house to see that anything else is missing?

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isatm 0

She's a bitch, dont worry about it ;p

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AKBIGCAL 0

Take dat bitch to small claims court and get your dog and tv back...

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