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missy - - Italy

Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML

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Noname - 29/10/2008 10:09 - Slovenia

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

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Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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secretsant4 - 03/11/2017 14:00

Today, at an 8 a.m. spin class, I knelt on the floor to set up my bike. The bike next to me was too close, and while the girl on it was pedaling to warm up, she pedaled down hard onto my heel, breaking my ankle. FML

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Don't mind me

Moon-chan - - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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Fair and balanced

Anonymous - 07/06/2019 12:17

Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML

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me - 11/11/2010 18:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML

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Anonymous - 29/03/2016 16:27 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML

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Hangry dude

Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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Sorry!

Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML

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Nature is harsh

fallsdownplenty45 - 02/06/2009 11:08 - Taiwan

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

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may_cause_fail 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:05

Is that even physically possible?

rukusrazor 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:03

Wow. You fail at life.

leviseifert88 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:03

haha funny one . 1st!

rawrgle 7

Thursday 25 March 2010 4:55

Be thankful it wasn't in public like at the gym ;)

jablesthechamp 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 11:09

that's not so bad my friend sliced his leg open to the bone on a stationary bike. I saw the whole thing I almost passed out.

bezach 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:25

lines 2-5 that's what she said!

rukusrazor 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:03

Wow. You fail at life.

may_cause_fail 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:05

Is that even physically possible?

stuffhappens223 7

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:07

When your clumsy almost anything is possible; trust me I know.

allyoop 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:06

hahahahahahahahaha that just made my morning.

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Wednesday 29 December 2010 7:24

it would've been a lot funnier if it was just the last sentence. leave some room for imagination.

eschreib 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:11

thats an embarrassing story to tell people

UnCensoredBitch 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:12

Bahahaha! Bike -1 You- 0

chipndip829 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:12

Hahah man that must suck. Imagine how bad it would have been if you were on a real bike?

i_like_chicks 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:19

FYL but still ****** hilarious, sorry man, laughed my ass off at that!

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Friday 10 April 2009 16:22

you should have put your hands out to catch yourself

heytherexoxo 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:26

Haha. God that's an embarrassing story to explain to people. Good going CLUMSY :p

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Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML

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Today, I went to the DMV for my second attempt to get my license. I did everything perfectly, stayed at the speed limit, did my three-point turn flawlessly, and parked nicely. The lady failed me because I wasn't using the stick shift right. My car doesn't have a stick shift. FML

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Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML

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Today, I went to my dentist's appointment with huge anxiety because I had to get a filling. Last week, I paid $120 to be told I needed this filling. This time, I paid $80 to be told my teeth are fine. Each visit lasted all of 5 minutes. FML

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Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML

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