Work Hazing ritual - FML

Hazing ritual

newguy - - United States

Today, it's my third day at work and the hazing finally began. After a few rounds of "punch the new guy", I thought I would finally be safe because the manager walked into the kitchen. He saw what was going on, picked up a handful of ketchup packets, and began throwing them at me. FML

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TheVagabond_SRG - 02/08/2016 06:46 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I started my first day at a job. First thing my manager does is ask me if I knew the fastest way to kill someone there, then told me with a straight face all of what would occur when dumping a person's head into the deep fryer. Then the psycho assigned me to the fry station. FML

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First day

notsogoodtrainee - 09/07/2015 17:02 - United States - Fargo

Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML

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PukinFireman - 17/10/2009 08:20 - United States

Today, it was my first day at the fire station. Naturally, we all went out and got lunch together. I normally don't handle spicy food well, but sucked it up. About ten minutes after we finished, I got up to do rookie duties when someone slapped me in the back. I forcefully vomited all over my new Lieutenant. FML

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SakuraBreeze - 26/09/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I was working at my new job at a food court on campus. One of the supervisors came up to my station and told me that I "really look like someone who, through some miracle, accidentally found their way into college." He then threw a pickle at me. FML

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Office Space

Mishlette - - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting, and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML

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I'm lovin' it

Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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Noob

JustAmirage - 14/02/2019 20:00

Today, it was my first day at work. They had me a large tray with lots of food on it, even after I told them I wasn’t comfortable carrying it. I hit the door on the way out of the kitchen, spilling everything on the tray, breaking two soup bowls and three salad plates. FML

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Time to call it quits

Cooky - 14/03/2010 09:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML

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Anonymous - 20/12/2012 21:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at my new job, some juvenile cockbite spiked my food with a laxative, as part of some kind of bizarre hazing ritual. The bastard got ratted out and suspended, but my arsehole now feels like it's been blown apart by a nuclear warhead. I thought this shit only happened in movies. FML

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Very frustrating

- 18/01/2020 05:00

Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him, full force, dead center in the chest, right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML

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happyvalleygirl 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:28

fast food industry ftw

Kamazar 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:28

Run before he brings out the horseradish!

Luckster 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:50

Somehow I don't think this is legal.

vaya_aya 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:56

Get a college degree :)

Hazy_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:09

Where the hell do you work, San Andreas!? Edit: Oh, Ohio.. my bad.

annamg 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:18

What a wonderful work environment. I'm down with having fun, but I don't want to have to deal with an immature, childish boss.

mushrooms_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:21

LOL that is awesome! That would b such a fun job! U have a fun boss!

redblueviolet 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 4:46

Um... I personally wouldn't liked being made fun of and treated like crap by everyone I work with, but that's just me.

the_stereotype 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:28

i bet your name is toby

TommyGentz 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 5:17

WIN!

doctorbob 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 17:42

i get it! oh and my dogs name is toby. FML

TheLetterZero 7

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:31

What, did the ketchup packets hurt more than the punches? I highly doubt that.

shootingstar8D 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:35

Quit. It's not worth the hazing ): and I think it's illegal

theta_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:44

You obviously work with a bunch of unprofessional idiots.

GatorBites 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:46

Try to find a job with adults

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