Haute cuisine mynameissecretlyjeff - - United States Today, my brother put a mac-n-cheese cup in the microwave without any water. My entire house smells like burned cardboard. FML 4 736 448
Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML 30 451 10 584
Today, I realized that I’m so used to be stood up or ghosted for dates that I don’t even bother getting ready. FML 798 160
Today, I needed the big forklift at work. The one that gets hidden by people and that has nearly no keys left because they all got lost. I had organised a key and I knew where it was parked, so nothing could go wrong. When I tried to put the key in the ignition, there was only a hole. The ignition was gone. FML 348 46
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML 29 440 2 738
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML 4 737 326
I had a friend who's little brother put 2 minute noodles in the microwave without any water. Apparently they had to get a new one afterwards.
Happens to the best of us OP hehehe