Hands on the wheel

Username - 05/10/2011 00:02 - United States

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML
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ollie179 21

What's this? A gun? A knife? You people make me sick. It must be a gun, it has a sort of rounded tip. Wait...hang on. My mistake...

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RockstarRN 10

Just be honest. If it was a guy cop he would probably understand why you were rushing. Hope it was worth the ticket!

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onorexveritas 23

you should've told him its just as dangerous as any other weapon and that he should confiscate it too ;) lol

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DomoLaDii 8

hahas wud did the cop say bout that?

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h0ward076 0

whatever it takes to avoid that ticket.. ;)

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RainbowHeadache 2

Soooo.... He DID find a weapon. :| Weapon of ass destruction? D:

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