Hands on the wheel

By Username - 05/10/2011 00:02 - United States

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML
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ollie179 21

What's this? A gun? A knife? You people make me sick. It must be a gun, it has a sort of rounded tip. Wait...hang on. My mistake...

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RockstarRN 10

Just be honest. If it was a guy cop he would probably understand why you were rushing. Hope it was worth the ticket!

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cathylee22 4

Tisk Tisk Tisk, didn't anyone tell you texting while driving is illegal!

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lorishortie 5

dude id sext u anyday?? u wanna

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ForFudgeSake 6

Only in the US will you get searched for speeding.

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XmasaX 24

"Why were you speeding?" "Booty call, sir." "Carry on."

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zachjm98 16

I'm sorry, but this is the most I've laughed to any FML XD

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