Food and Smells: Greasy

Greasy

By jroberts - 25/01/2011 15:25

Today, I was watching TV in my living room while my wife was cooking. I began to smell the aroma of her potato soup, which made me hungry. Suddenly, I realized that the smell wasn't my wife's cooking but was in fact my body odor. FML

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Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML

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By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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By smellslikeroses - 30/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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What are you doing?

By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2017 11:20

Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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Shots fired

By Its a gas - 13/06/2025 00:00 - Czechia - Prague

Today, I made a pot of chili. My wife came home, sniffed the air, and said, "You're sleeping in the guest room until you eat all that chili. You fart like a trucker and I can't sleep." FML

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Take a load off

By MustyAtticMouth - 13/01/2024 05:00 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, a long day of work and a bad day for my mental health, I tried to relax with my wife, a movie, and a soda. After returning from using the bathroom, I took a swig to discover a particularly odorous stink bug had snuck into the can, now my mouth. FML

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Oh nose!

By Fried. - 14/05/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML

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w2z1 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:04

That poor wife...

sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:06

Ewww I can't believe you said that smell made you hungry.

Comments

DropDead77 11

Tuesday 25 January 2011 22:43

hygiene much? bum

Hawkcody1958 1

Tuesday 25 January 2011 23:07

how long has it been since you showered ,you are a filthy stinking pig. ewwwwww

Lililthx 7

Tuesday 25 January 2011 23:16

The ENTIRE story is a living cliché. Man on TV. Wife in kitchen. Man stinking. :p

thatkiddkyle 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 23:56

Idk which is worse. Your odor smells like potato soup. Or her soup smells like body odor...

PushBarToOpen 5

Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:01

euw man wash fy wifes life for having to deal with that

FuniezSarahLoves 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:01

take a shower!

bman134 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 1:20

fake that's a scrubs episode when Turk smelled like eggs

YigalElohev 2

Wednesday 26 January 2011 1:47

That is disgusting.

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 26 January 2011 2:15

#65 Yeah. Most of us still shower once in a while. Unlike the OP.

badmonkey52 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 2:36

your a pig

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