Intimacy: Gotcha

Gotcha

By Embarassed - 23/11/2012 06:14 - United States - Kent

Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML

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By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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Maybe he is gay!

By Anonymous - 27/12/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks we're lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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By lovely321 - 02/04/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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The pleasure, the pain

By BadBribe - 24/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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Bondage prank [GONE SEXUAL]

By ldn - 21/03/2013 17:54 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 05:43 - Canada

Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Friday 23 November 2012 11:59

Wow.. Well, she can win the contest for sneaky bitch of the bunch.

AGhost5445 25

Friday 23 November 2012 12:06

It's not really whipped if she dared you to do it.

Comments

Zebalink 10

Saturday 21 November 2015 14:54

Wow, she's a bitch. Would've lost all my trust right then and there

bonermonkey 31

Saturday 16 January 2016 18:33

you don't deserve her, that was really mean of her to webcam you without you knowing, and it was brave of you to role with the dare cos a lot of guys I know would freak out and say hell no.

josephbates 8

Saturday 6 August 2016 21:58

LEAVE HER! RUN!

breedles 28

Tuesday 16 August 2016 9:43

I really hope you broke up with her for that. That's terrible.

GummyJellyfish 12

Thursday 25 August 2016 8:28

I hope you mean Exgf because that relationship sounds anything but healthy. 1 the fact that shes having conversations like that with her friends in the first place is bad enough, 2 the fact that she manipulated you into doing something like that, and 3 that she had you on cam without knowledge (punishable offense, btw, you can press charges). Not healthy. Run.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 21 September 2017 15:18

And after that stunt, she became your ex-girlfriend, right? She and her friends sound like pathetic losers if they take pleasure in starting contests to humiliate their boyfriends. You and all of the other guys deserve better.