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Anonymous - - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML

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Corvo_Attano_4 12

Thursday 24 July 2014 0:43

*Dad likes this

Hpixiee 23

Thursday 24 July 2014 0:44

Sounds like time to unfriend your own mother

thiswhitey 13

Monday 28 July 2014 14:27

at least there is an excuse to unfriend her now haha

samslim 7

Tuesday 29 July 2014 15:45

add me on facebook! and your mom would see me on "people you may know"!

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 29 July 2014 20:59

How many people liked it?

tbon3r 15

Wednesday 30 July 2014 8:57

maybe she meant licking.. or sticking.

Lafayo 9

Thursday 31 July 2014 7:29

Stacy's mom.. has got it goin' on..

haxthis 3

Saturday 2 August 2014 16:54

I can help

unlikelygamer 5

Monday 4 August 2014 12:58

That's just horrible /_ I would unfriend her

kevinwm0 15

Thursday 21 August 2014 1:20

73 people Like this.

addghjkljss 10

Friday 5 December 2014 5:43

Hahha

kenziebelle 10

Sunday 11 January 2015 8:46

Lol there was a mom like that on Dr.Phil :D

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That's amore...

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