Intimacy Good one, asshole

Good one, asshole

Anonymous - 24/05/2013 21:43 - Iceland - Akureyri

Today, a package was delivered to my house, addressed to me, clearly marked "Sexual health products." Inside were condoms, birth control pills, and an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic and grounded me. Whoever staged this "hilarious" prank: well played, asshole. FML

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Anonymous - 20/08/2014 21:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

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Haunting

Anonymous - 15/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I received a package addressed to me. Excited, I opened it in front of my whole family. Inside was a box of adult toys that I definitely did not order. Turns out, my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to send it to me as a joke. My grandma's face will haunt me forever. FML

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condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

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Too embarrassed to get them from a store?

Anonymous - 14/07/2020 02:00

Today, I was told by Amazon that a belt I had ordered was arriving. I grabbed an Amazon package out of the mailbox without even checking who the package was addressed to. I now have an awkward apology ahead of me for opening my stepbrother's box of condoms. FML

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Very posh

Anonymous - 24/01/2024 14:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my parents found my box of condoms. I'm 20, so it's no big deal, and they commended my responsibility. What they don't know is I don't talk to any girls, and I bought those condoms to jerk off into. FML

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Overreacting a tad

I want out - 11/03/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML

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Dumb move

JessP - 26/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them delivered to my dorm room. I put my parents' address for the billing information because I didn't want the bill sent to my dorm after I moved out. The toys were sent to my parents' house instead. FML

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TMI FML

eugh - 07/05/2021 14:01 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I discovered the brand of condoms my parents use. It was in the same grocery bag as my food. FML

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One day…

Animal - 24/02/2011 19:14 - Canada

Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML

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No sex for you

oops - 03/07/2021 13:59

Today, I gave my mom a shirt as a birthday present. Apparently, she already had the exact same shirt, so asked me for the receipt so she could return it and get a different one. When she read the receipt, she grounded me. I forgot I bought a box of condoms when I bought the shirt. FML

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nicolemadden 11

Saturday 25 May 2013 5:40

At least you got protection now ;).

HortonThelephant 15

Saturday 25 May 2013 5:43

DeNial is not just a river in Egypt!!

GweedSincE84_fml 15

Saturday 25 May 2013 7:06

Haha oh man... Loved your reaction

LadyNatasha 4

Saturday 25 May 2013 7:13

Your parents are idiots. FYL.

goodnessbianca 2

Saturday 25 May 2013 7:14

Your parents just didn't want you to use them. So, they grounded you.

PhotoSmith 25

Saturday 25 May 2013 7:23

That is a hilarious prank. Too bad your parents could not see it as a joke.

Jharrist89 12

Saturday 25 May 2013 8:08

Well you're geared up for battle!

CharresBarkrey 15

Saturday 25 May 2013 8:37

WOman*

Ceejay1 13

Saturday 25 May 2013 8:49

HAHA ,that is funny .

amifaiyaz 12

Saturday 25 May 2013 9:16

At least you have ammo now. ;)

dodzin 9

Saturday 25 May 2013 9:17

If you would be my daughter I wouldn't ground you. In contrary iI would praise your wisdom. Your ship is well equipped captain!!! Happy sailing in the ocean of pleasure!